I always thought that science classes would be like this.

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but in reality, its like this:

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Pretending to text in an awkward situation.

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me: hey i just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: but i know everything about you and i memorized your wikipedia bio and i know who your family is and who your past girlfriends are and i want to kill them and I've seen all of your movies and i have a blog about you and pictures of you all over my wall.
me: so call me maybe